Reblog if you’re the Khloe Kardashian of your family

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heatoise:

*sees a dog*

me: holy shit

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colorado-wannabe:

So in English class we had to draw a scene from The Great Gatsby. After the drawings were done the teacher was showing them to the class, and one drawing was a pic of Gatsby reaching towards at the green light, but in the drawing Gatsby didn’t have hands. So my teacher starts saying something like how this picture has hidden meaning and portrays the helplessness Gatsby feels, and the kid next to me just casually says “I can’t draw hands.”

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tipsymaple:

I may not be a perfect person but at least I have never yelled at an employee in a store

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invokes:

Expensive?
Very expensive.

- The fault in prices of clothes

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asvprock:

1 Bottle of Shampoo = 10 Bottles of Conditioner.

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calmility:

the fastest word i can type is motherlode

almost 70,000 people get this joke like is a fandom thing or can you all must type motherlode really fast what is going on

NO ONE SAY ANYTHING

i dont get it

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caseyanthonyofficial:

Do you know how badly I want the US to win a World Cup like a country that doesn’t even care at all about soccer and then we win and just put the cup in some closet somewhere do you know how annoyed other countries would be I want so badly to win

FIRST OF ALL IT’S FOOTBALL NOT SOCCER

See what I mean? They care so much.

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michaelaisradashell:

the expression “i cant say that with a straight face” comes from the fact that straight people have no sense of humour and cant tell jokes

um can you not?

are you straight because I’m sensing a lack of sense of humor

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