therealhamster:

just remembered that I set up my dick as one of my finger prints on my phone while drunk one night. i can unlock my phone with my dick head. 2014 is amazing

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Fuck, my tea. me approximately an hour after every time I make tea (via madopiano)

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gasstrodon:

the dog days are over, the cat days are beginning

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lesbolution:

reblog if u remember when apple was a FRUIT, kids played OUTSIDE not on their ipads, and decomposing VICTIMS of the BUBONIC plague LITTERED the STREETS

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beatonna:

King Baby says No

foreveralone-lyguy:

Wtf the Apple Store doesn’t even sell fruit

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