slloths:

*gets anon hate from the dog with a blog*

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reblog if ur dick sparkles

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injuries:

you’re so cute I just wanna hug you and kiss you and cuddle with you and also fuck you but hey man it’s whatever

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sullied:

i am so jealous of all the people who are comfortable with who they are physically and mentally

(via pizza)

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plagal:

why do i always look hot when no one’s around?

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poryqon:

if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you

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cloudy-dreamers:

Resting your head on the bus window, despite the vibrations causing mild concussion

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  • Bro 1: bro let's get matching anchor tattoos
  • Bro 2: why bro?
  • Bro 1: so our broship doesn't float away
  • Bro 2: bro..
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mindfang:

never make fun of someones anxiety never make fun of someones anxiety never make fun of someones anxiety never make fun of someones anxiety never make fun of someones anxiety never make fun of someones anxiety never make fun of someones anxiety never make fun of someones anxiety never make fun of someones anxiety never make fun of someones anxiety never make fun of someones anxiety

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chongotheartist:

100 daddies

Not the turn I thought it was going to take.
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