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which is messier my life or my hair

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henriked:

my grandma just screamed “WHERE IS THE POLICE” because this is basically the first time she’s watched a hockey game and everyone started fighting.

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  • my mum: hello. tidy you room
  • me: :: those who criticise our generation. Forget who raised it.
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catholicnun:

i want to talk to you but im ugly

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sorelatable:

Life is so hard when your best friend is a 9.5/10 and you’re a strong 4 with the right filter and lighting

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rneowies:

i love star trek!!!!

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guys people think that i think this is actually star trek i dont want to be remembered like this

set phasers to fruit salad 

yummy yummy

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*accidentally showers for 5 hours*

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intractably:

*tries to take a selfie* deletes 253 photos and keeps 0

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teenscoolest:

date me please and i’ll promote you

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wearingly:

I find it crazy how any of us can die at any moment yet we live our lives always planning for the future

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guccier:

nice url did ur mom pick it out for u

yes

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